The exploits of Ryan

Pulling all the toilet paper off the toilet roll.......at least 5 times in the past few days.
Chasing the dirt when I am sweeping the floor......and when he reaches it, promptly stuffing a fistful into his mouth.
Doing a propeller impersonation during mealtimes......resulting in me being covered with a fine mist of mashed banana.
Refusing to sit down in his stroller......he thinks a stroller is like a skateboard--meant to be ridden standing up.
Getting tangled in the the vertical blinds.
Crawling behind the computer or TV and revelling in the wires......he's already put my camera cable to death by sucking.
Stalking and pouncing on the local wildlife.....so far I've fished a snail out of his mouth and saved a cricket from a similar fate just in the nick of time.

Ahh....just needed to vent a little. I know, I know, these are all normal happenings in raising a little boy, but since Cyd didn't do any of them, it's all new territory for me and oh so exhausting! When Sol comes home he asks me what naughty things Ryan did that day, with this look of pride on his face, and when I tell him he just laughs and thinks it's cute. Of course, he's not the one who has to chase him around and clean up after him all day.